“Then I pick leave it,” Haizea says, pulling out her shiny new knight phone. “We don’t gotta use no app with some dumb meme, just exchange numbers and we can send texts in a group chat like everyone else who don’t know why Ben is a hoe.”

She jumps off the table at this point and goes around to the assembled knights and Luka, exchanging numbers and introducing herself briefly as she goes, ‘Haizea, dragon knight, you know the deal,’ until she has everyone’s number.