"Ah--" he yelps in surprise when they whip his leg, lifting it just slightly and pausing to give them a fake offended look. He can't believe they did that!!
"Well, then I think we can both agree we've been equally in the wrong, then. Now we'll have to-- uh..." Wait. He shakes his head. He was definitely about to make a joke about the justice system, which is an absurd nonsense bureaucracy from his perspective. He's definitely made fun of it with his buddies before, played mock prison when he was a child, when jail sounded like a bit of funny fiction their parents told them to scare them.
But Zafika was actually in prison before this. His words turn to ash in his mouth, and he clears his throat awkwardly, trying to cover for himself.
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"Well, then I think we can both agree we've been equally in the wrong, then. Now we'll have to-- uh..." Wait. He shakes his head. He was definitely about to make a joke about the justice system, which is an absurd nonsense bureaucracy from his perspective. He's definitely made fun of it with his buddies before, played mock prison when he was a child, when jail sounded like a bit of funny fiction their parents told them to scare them.
But Zafika was actually in prison before this. His words turn to ash in his mouth, and he clears his throat awkwardly, trying to cover for himself.
"Sorry, uh, we're not far now."