"Yeah, same thing happened to my hoof when I tripped on one of 'em. Didn't get the wind, though, that's new. Probably is worth investigating, but first..."

For what it's worth, Web isn't taking the lack of eye contact personally. They are, however, gesturing with the rolled up newspaper, attempting to hand it over to Zafika. "Check the date. I don't think it's a fake. Every last newspaper I found in the shop had the same date on it, you can go check if you don't believe it." They shake their head in bewilderment. "Wizard's really done it this time."