W-well...! [ He freezes up for a second and his eyes go a little wide, because Garrot just can't believe what he's hearing! ] Y-you're kinda stupid if you believed that a doctor would say "just whack me with a chair" is solid medical advice. [ He stifles a laugh, partially out of concern that flecks of food slime might go flying. That stuff's damn near a biohazard, probably. ] But...
[ His other hand goes up and grabs the body of the chair, and a nod of the head ideally communicates that she can let it go. Garrot's got this, he can put down a chair, he's an adult! ] Quick reflexes, and you were decisive even though it turned out to be a bad call. Some people would freak out and freeze up!
[ And he laughs, partially to try to show the poor girl that it's okay, nobody's dead, it was just a bad joke gone worse. But he definitely doesn't want her to feel bad, so... ] I mean, get some training so you don't believe everything you hear, and you could probably be pretty great in a crisis! [ And now he's just. Smiling. Like that standoff with the chair never happened. ]
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[ His other hand goes up and grabs the body of the chair, and a nod of the head ideally communicates that she can let it go. Garrot's got this, he can put down a chair, he's an adult! ] Quick reflexes, and you were decisive even though it turned out to be a bad call. Some people would freak out and freeze up!
[ And he laughs, partially to try to show the poor girl that it's okay, nobody's dead, it was just a bad joke gone worse. But he definitely doesn't want her to feel bad, so... ] I mean, get some training so you don't believe everything you hear, and you could probably be pretty great in a crisis! [ And now he's just. Smiling. Like that standoff with the chair never happened. ]