Web is pretty sure their harpoon won't work here. In fact, it might do the opposite of good, especially with Joanna's doomsday proclamation.

(Okay, it's not that bad. But it could be, seeing as there are now MORE horrifying eldritch nightmare child monsters and all. Web's really trying not to think about that...)

Still, they need offense and also defense, in case those things get too close. Now, what would help under those circumstances? It takes them a moment, but they figure it out and ask Aqrisqi for a big ole spiked tower shield.

Offense and defense, right there. Maybe they're a coward, but if it works, it works!