Fortunately for Gyre, the Wizard understands his plight. She watches him struggle with his order of just raw eggs and, when he's finally successful with her little assistance, she twirls a finger in the air and-

A plate with two slices of raw bacon, a raw full-meat sausage, and a few little strips of raw salmon settles on the table right in front of Gyre.

"Coffee?" She offers, knowing full well that he's going to say no.