Unfortunately for Garrot, the faces he made are in fact recorded. They're being livestreamed to Four's social media account right now. "#monstergame" is trending, and there are nine streams all happening at the same time. Unfortunately for him, he won't know about that fact until the evening. But his family probably knows, it's a shame he doesn't have any connectivity here for them to tell him that.

"The offer is simple, dear contestant Garrot!" Four's smile couldn't be bigger in this moment, their hands clasped to the side of their head as they flutter their eyes at him and make their offer.

"Give me your case, turn and walk away, and you'll arrive back home with your family. You and your family will all live, and all the knights, the princess, and the protector will die this year."

Ha ha... what the fuck... ...?