"Trust me, you're not a hero." Garrot's pretty sure most (if not all) of the monsters have killed in cold blood over the last 40 years, and the shift from "you want to hurt and kill people" to "is that heroic" is uh... kind of gross? Lucky for Garrot, he spent time at a monastery. He knows how to tackle philosophical issues... and also how to utterly disregard them.

"If you want stories, go to a damn library." There's a moment of grumbling, and then he decides to test his luck. "And give me your weapon, so you can't hurt anyone."

There's no way that'll work. No way at all. But he's still trying.