Garrot sees that there is now an anvil, and he groans very loudly and with the exaggeration of a tired parent. If he could lift that anvil, which he doesn't feel like trying since he just got out of the hospital, he wouldn't even know what to do with it. Drop it off the pier?

...Since the second monster blew up on contact with water, it might not be a bad idea. But.

"You're telling me you want to write a story where you're the hero? Or are you the hero of some other story?" Took all he had not to call said other story stupid.