Screw how they look, everyone should know that Luka doesn't know, and Garrot doesn't care. There are probably at least a few viral pictures of him in those jeggings. This is nothing.

"I've raised four kids, I'm a master martial artist, and I know a lot about wrestling moves." He won't say he moonlights as a masked wrestler, but he totally does. His grin is almost audible, though. "You're completely safe." The supporting Garrot pats Luka on the back as emphasis. "There are some trees, but it's not, like, a forest. Besides, if I can't avoid one, I'll just have you lean back." A beat. "Like a sit-up!"

Has Luka ever done a sit-up? Garrot has no idea.