Holy fuck. Nothing could have prepared him for this. He offers the Wizard a little wave in return, his eyes widening in surprise when she just uh plucks a fish out of the water like that?? What the actual fuck.

"How did-----???" he begins, only to cut himself off when she just rips an entire half of a fish off. His eyes widen into dinner plates, and then a little wider as he realizes that the fish is still? alive?? If he didn't already have a dead palor, he'd be white as a goddamn sheet, feeling horrified and sick to his stomach as she repeats the process with the other side and dips the still living fish back into the water.

He stares at it as it swims away, swaying slightly as if dizzy. Sufficed to say, the fish slab she threw at him has gone completely unnoticed, laying wetly on the ground as he tries to process what just happened.