"Who is Four?" Bad Luka counters, confused disgust dripping off of his words. He sounds as if Luka had just asked him to pick up dog poop bare-handed.
"Which you is this?" Nine chimes in curiously, but there isn't really a moment for much thinking as Luka hits the floor and goes for the switch.
Unfortunately this switch is going to be an exercise in extremely foolish decisions and unexpected results. While Luka is grabbing hold of the switch, bad Luka is advancing. Unfortunately, his feet tangle in Luka's feet which sends him stumbling and tripping. Because the unfortunate events continue, bad Luka's fall sends him toppling at an angle. The bar is conveniently extremely hard and also in the path of bad Luka's face. The fall and the impact cause his head, from the neck-up, to detonate into cubes. The sound is something similar to a watermelon being dropped from two stories up. The rest of his body goes to cubes right atop Luka, absolutely covering him in lukewarm jello cubes. Awful! At least they don't have a smell.
But the worst coincidence is the broken martini glass. It doesn't go to cubes and instead falls in such a perfect way that it gives Luka a perfectly horizontal line cut from just beside his nose all the way back to, and through, the side of his right ear. Yeowch! The glass clatters to the ground beside him.
If he examines the wound, which he probably will, he'll find that the wound... is surrounded by oddly jello-y texture. Is he... also... made of jello here...?
In good news, when the switch is pulled, a door up on the stage swings open and the faint sound of crashing ocean waves and wind can be heard. That's totally normal for a stage door to have behind it!
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"Which you is this?" Nine chimes in curiously, but there isn't really a moment for much thinking as Luka hits the floor and goes for the switch.
Unfortunately this switch is going to be an exercise in extremely foolish decisions and unexpected results. While Luka is grabbing hold of the switch, bad Luka is advancing. Unfortunately, his feet tangle in Luka's feet which sends him stumbling and tripping. Because the unfortunate events continue, bad Luka's fall sends him toppling at an angle. The bar is conveniently extremely hard and also in the path of bad Luka's face. The fall and the impact cause his head, from the neck-up, to detonate into cubes. The sound is something similar to a watermelon being dropped from two stories up. The rest of his body goes to cubes right atop Luka, absolutely covering him in lukewarm jello cubes. Awful! At least they don't have a smell.
But the worst coincidence is the broken martini glass. It doesn't go to cubes and instead falls in such a perfect way that it gives Luka a perfectly horizontal line cut from just beside his nose all the way back to, and through, the side of his right ear. Yeowch! The glass clatters to the ground beside him.
If he examines the wound, which he probably will, he'll find that the wound... is surrounded by oddly jello-y texture. Is he... also... made of jello here...?
In good news, when the switch is pulled, a door up on the stage swings open and the faint sound of crashing ocean waves and wind can be heard. That's totally normal for a stage door to have behind it!