tropicalstorm: of haizea (Default)
tropicalstorm ([personal profile] tropicalstorm) wrote in [community profile] pajamabox 2019-07-26 06:07 am (UTC)

“My ass has been the downfall of many,” she says loftily before cracking a smirk. “Don’t you worry your fuzzy head ‘bout it though, I’m a responsible ass owner; I got a license from the state department and I keep it in an approved safe and everythin’.

“After all, ass don’t kill people; people kill people!” she laughs at her own joke at this point, unable to keep a straight-ish face at the concept of Booty = Guns much longer. “Though I guess in our case we just kill monsters, but I’d rather keep my ass outta our dealins’ with them.”

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